We’ve got wheels!

It’s official; we have a car! We are over here feeling sixteen again. We really had no intention of getting a car when we moved here, especially as the public transportation is great, but the opportunity presented itself. We had even thought about getting a scooter, which would be great for getting to and from work in traffic or running to the store but they don’t make for the most practical family vehicles…not to say it can’t be done.

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Hang on there, Spot!

After we finally decided to get the car, we began getting everything in order. Luckily, we took care of some of the paperwork in the States before we came, in case we ever needed or wanted to drive, which helped expedite the process. The to-do list for getting a car consisted of getting our driver’s licenses, the car title transferred, an inspection, and a few repairs.

For our driver’s license, they allow foreigners from approved countries to simply exchange their license for a Korean one. All we had to do was take in all our documents, go across the street to some fancy schmancy hospital to get a vision test and physical, and then come back to pick up our new licenses.

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This isn’t a great picture of the hospital, but all the patients (besides us) were walking around in the same two piece gowns? pajamas? scrubs? I don’t know. And matching leather slippers. It felt like we were at some sort of spa. The physical consisted of us sitting down, the doctor asking if we had any health issues, telling him no, and that was it. Extremely official. And we passed the vision test with flying colors despite the fact that the font of the letters and numbers was a little different.

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Oh, hey there, Asher.

The whole driver’s license process took about 2 hours, start to finish and we were the newest licensed drivers in Korea. In retrospect, I feel like they may should have at least given us a crash course (pun intended) on driving in Seoul…Oh well. So now Koreans be like.

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Our car is a gently used Kia Spectra…the stuff dreams are made of. It is pretty standard that Koreans take great pride in driving nice/new/well maintained cars, so the only really fixer-uppers/old cars you see on the road are driven by people like yours truly, the expats. We are the ones looking for a deal and just happy to have a vehicle to make the ever important Costco and IKEA runs.

Then it was time to get our registration and car title transfer taken care of. It didn’t take too long but was a truly Korean experience. The building was about 9 trillion degrees because who needs air conditioning and the process was completed in a series of different stations (just like at the hospital).

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So the next day it was time to get it repaired. My friend Brooke and I went to take the car in. After talking real sweetly to the car and praying for a good solid 5 minutes, it started! And then we realized we were almost out of gas, which brings me to my first experience at a Korean gas station. We pull in and they direct us to a pump. They proceed to ask how much gas we want (full-service gas stations! well, hot dog!). And then the question that really stumps me. “Would you like coffee, water, or toilet paper?”. 

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Say what? Brooke looks at me and says, as though it clarifies something, “She wants to know if you want coffee, water, or toilet paper?”. File that under: you know your friend’s been in Korea too long when that question makes total sense. I was under the impression that I had made myself clear; I wanted gas. So APPARENTLY you pick one of these items to get for free when you buy gas. They call it “service”. Well color me confused. I’ll take a coffee.

From there we were off to the repair shop. Yep. Pretty sure this wasn’t what I had in mind.

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Excuse the cars rudely stopped on the road, hindering my shot of the repair shop.

We told them what we thought was wrong and asked them to check it out. I don’t think there is anyway to do this encounter justice without you having been there. We kept asking questions, they kept responding in KoreanEnglish, we repeated the question, they repeated the response in KoreanEnglish, we looked confused, asked another question, and they would respond to our non yes-or-no question with, “OK”. Ex. Us: “Are you sure it’s the alternator that need to be fixed?” Him: “OK”. Perfect.

They quoted us a price that was a little higher than we expected (but still WAY lower than anything in the States). Brooke asked me if that was ok. I was in no position to haggle as my expansive Korean vocabulary (friend, baby, hello, thank you, and taxi directions) probably wouldn’t get me too far. By the time we left we were asking them to replace the alternator, fix the power locks, do a tune-up, and wash the car. They said the car would be ready to pick up in three hours. THREE HOURS.

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Miracles, people. Miracles. We get back there to pick up there car about 3 hours and 15 minutes later and the car’s hood is up; I just knew that they hadn’t been able to finish. I walked over to the car and the guy went around the side and picked up a part, and tells me in KoreanEnglish that it was the old alternator and then picked up another part and tells me it’s the old power locks. He showed me that everything worked in the car and said we were good to go. As I walked to pay he said I needed new windshield wipers. Isn’t there always something else “you need”? I asked how much they were and he said, “no, service”, meaning that he had already put them on for free. I could get used to this “service” thing. And our bill was under $300. I think I love this country.

So that was it. We were off; free to go wherever we wanted. After 3 months without driving we were all pretty excited to be cruising down the road, windows down, and radio on.

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And then we drove off into the sunset… to T.G.I.Friday’s at the mall, naturally, because these are the kind of natural American tendencies you just can’t shake.

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Welcome to the family, Sally. We are happy to have you.

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When in Seoul… 

Here we are for our second edition of When in Seoul. See the first edition here. Living in Korea never leaves us lacking for cultural differences. They sometimes make us laugh and other times are frustrating. The greatest testimony of God’s grace that we have experienced since moving to Seoul is our sense of humor. When it comes to things that could really upsetting (remember the epidural?!) our instinct has often been to laugh. We know that this can only be God’s hand, especially since even small things can ruin your day when say…maybe you aren’t getting enough sleep (looking at you, Asher), but we continue to find things hilarious.

Speaking of hilarious…

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Now back to the post…

I fully believe that attitude and Jesus, duh, is the key to success when it comes to living overseas. If you don’t learn to laugh about things, you will inevitably go crazy. Like say maybe if you were getting in a taxi quickly because you guys were running late and accidentally hit Judah’s head on the door frame, so you decided to give him your brand new Vivofit band to calm him down because it was the only thing you could reach, and then in the hustle of getting out of the taxi in traffic, you left it in the taxi and realized it only after watching the taxi drive away. And for the greatest irony, after Isaac got out and shut the door you said, “babe, don’t forget to always check behind you to make sure you’re not leaving anything”.

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Yup. That would be a good time to laugh.

So anyways, on to things we have noticed lately:

Elevators (or lack there of)

This is something I still can’t get over. In the States you know that basically anywhere you go that has more than one story will have an elevator, because let’s be real, in this day in age, if you don’t, you are probably asking for a lawsuit. Here in Korea, there are elevators in high-rise buildings like apartments and business towers, but places like restaurants and small shops that are in the second or third story generally only have stairs. This severely limits our options with our stroller in tow, so before we leave the apartment we always have to plan if we want to take the stroller or not. Also, at our school we have an amazing soccer field on the roof of our athletic facility, but again, no elevator. Maybe this is only shocking to me. While I do have a very real concern the people with limited mobility, I mayyy just be over here like…

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Food packaging

Everything here comes in a box with individually wrapped portions inside. There goes “accidentally” eating a whole package of Oreos. Maybe this is why Koreans are thinner… It may even prevent someoneee in our house from eating a whole sleeve of crackers (Isaac).

  

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Seen here: Korean versions of Club crackers, Ritz, Saltines, Ritz cheese sandwich crackers, Graham cracker-ish kinda thingy, and some wafer things. All the official names of course.

English use

We have seen two phenomenons here; what we call the “arbitrary use of English” and “non-English English”.

Exhibit A. The Arbitrary Use of English

1. Mission  2. Vision  3. ????

Oh, great! An information sign! Wait…


Another favorite was the directions to assemble Asher’s crib, where the only English word is “tip”. Why yes, that tip is extremely helpful IN KOREAN.

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Exhibit B. Non-English English

Sometimes it’s amusing but still makes sense…

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And sometimes you have no idea what they mean, like the list they gave me (in English) of stuff to bring to the hospital which included: wet tissue, gauze handkerchief, and 2-3 pieces of Panties (I feel the need to capitalize it as they did). Also, see here on of the varieties of face masks at a local cosmetics store. Because if there is one thing I want to rub on my face…

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Pets

While I would say they are largely afraid of most dogs larger than a Shitzu, Koreans seem to have quite the affection for small dogs. Excuse the terrible photo quality, it is a little awkward to whip out my camera and ask them to pose. Behold! I give you, the dog stroller and the dog backpack.

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Für Elise

You know…this song.

The good people of Korea apparently really have a thing for Mr. Beethoven. When our door bell rings at our apartment, it’s Für Elise. When we go to 7 Eleven, the noise when we open the door is Für Elise.

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So here we are the other night, volunteering at Awana on the military base when the fire alarm went off. We all evacuated assuming it was just a false alarm (it was). We were standing in the parking lot when the firetruck pulled in and the backed up to the building and that’s when we heard it. The Für Elise. FROM THE FIRETRUCK. Why have the standard beeeep beeeep beeeeep when you could have a fancy song to warn people you are backing up??

Korea. Always is keeping things interesting…stay tuned.

Updated House Tour

It’s hard to believe we have been in Seoul now for 3 months. We worked really hard to get settled before Asher arrived, but we’ve still been making our house a home. I am happy to announce that our clothes are now officially out of tubs/space bags/suitcases!! Now don’t get crazy and assume we have gone so far as to hang stuff up. We have about 20 coat hangers as of now and I keep refusing to buy them at the store because I don’t want to spend money on them. Real mature, I know. BUT, our second wardrobe was finally delivered this week so now Isaac and I both have a “closet”! Most of our getting settled happened thanks to a trip to IKEA…my happy place. I do not think it a coincidence that Korea got an IKEA six months before we moved here. God always provides…

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When we got here we wanted Judah in the room closest to us even though it would eventually be Asher’s room, so we finally transitioned him to his real room today! It feels good to have everyone in the right place. It had driven my OCD self mad to have Judah sleeping in Asher’s room with Asher’s name on the wall, and Asher’s clothes in the closet. So now all is right with the world.

Anyways. Our home is still a work in progress but I figured I would show you around now that we are a bit more settled than in our first post!
After having put so much effort into Judah’s nursery, I hated to leave it all behind so we brought his mobile and letters that spell his name. I also ordered Asher a mobile and his name. There was an extreme lack of an opportunity to nest before Asher was born so these couple of decorations were my attempt at “preparing the nursery”. It’s not much, but it makes it feel a bit more like home.

We are happy to finally have nightstands in our bedroom, as cute as the rubbermaid tubs were. We liked our old comforter, a quilt made from my grandfather’s old shirts, but in this stage of life we can’t have nice things as somehow it always ends up with poop on it.

You can’t really see it but we have a really deep sink that we love. We learned that most Korean homes have sinks like this to use them to prepare kimchi…ya let me get right on that. How about we just use it to pile up a ton of dishes…

I will point out that there is no central air. We have an air conditioner in the living room and a small one in our bedroom. The boys’ bedrooms have oscillating fans. I miss ceiling fans! We have doors on either side of our apartment, in the living room and laundry room, and big windows in the rest of the rooms that we can open for a nice cross breeze. Being on the 6th floor (of 18) helps. Lately there have been many nights where it has been cool enough to sleep with all the sliding doors and windows open. We love being able to open up the doors and enjoy the weather as fall begins to set in.

Our entry way. One day I will be able to use the toddler height shelves, but for now, I will choose other battles to fight.

The guest bathroom.


I am still keeping an eye out for a couch that sits more like a couch and less like a park bench. If you ever find yourself in our neck of the woods, stop on by and sit a spell. In the meantime, I am off to convince myself we don’t need to order in dinner…

Sending love from the future.

How are the Kiddos?

Well last night we found ourselves looking through old videos and pictures on our phones of the kids (the kids…still weird to say). I totally realize the absurdity of my natural reflex to say things like, “Look, Judah looks like a baby!” at every picture when he is basically still a baby. I can only imagine how small our kids will look to us in those videos when they are say, out of diapers? Teenagers? In college?

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Judah’s vocabulary continues to expand daily, which has lead us to a major milestone in parenting…Judah has learned the word “no”. It happened this week when Judah was touching the TV and I sternly told him no. He looked at me, paused, and said “no”. HA. I am finding that half of parenting at this stage is learning not to laugh at things that are completely inappropriate yet really hilarious.

We have been really surprised by how much Judah loves to be around Asher. When he wakes up, the first thing he does is run to go find him. He will hold his arms out asking to hold Asher. Let’s be real though, at a year and a half old, loving your little brother and hating your little brother look very similar. Eye pokes, slaps in the head, finding (pinching) brother’s nose. Asher is a trooper. We figure we will give it a year or so before letting Judah babysit.


Judah hasn’t really learned proper paci-etiquette. Like the paci always goes in the mouth, never the eye. And if you give a screaming baby the paci and they stop crying, leave the paci in their mouth…

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He also hasn’t lost any of his adventurous nature. The other day we were at the playground at the school where we work and Judah kept getting really close to the edge. I told Isaac there was no way he would just try to walk off…I really hate having to eat my words.

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Judah be all like…

He is also in a phase to where anything he eats needs to have some sort of dip to go with it. We can thank Isaac for this. One day we realized he liked cucumbers, so Isaac let him try it with some ranch…

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…so now, be it ketchup, ranch, guacamole, salsa, even yogurt, everything must be dipped.


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Asher is awesome. He is becoming a bit more fussy; we fear he is colicky, but it is so fun to have a little baby back in the house. We especially love the snuggles, seeing how Judah gave up sitting still a long time ago. We may have therein created a child that doesn’t want to be put down but…c’est la vie. We fully believe there are worse things in life than having to hold a cuddly baby (please see: why I never have a spare hand to blog). The baby wrap has become a necessity in our house.


  
He is starting to be more alert, coo a bit, and even smile. It is THE best. Moments like these are what keep me from moving to the funny farm.

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I have been *trying* to avoid dairy to see if helps Asher. Sadly (for me) I think it may, but I am the worst at avoiding dairy. I mean really, what is life without it? I don’t even think about it; no sooner have I said, “I’m trying to avoid dairy”, have I ordered a latte…sorry bud, I’m trying!

I do need to make a brief public service announcement. Should you be avoiding dairy for any reason, do not, I repeat, do NOT try to make scrambled eggs with almond milk. Just forgo the milk and risk non-fluffy eggs, otherwise you will just have eggs that smell/taste like almonds. I assure you it’s way worse than is sounds.

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And it is worth mentioning that this baby has some dark hair! A child that actually resembles both of us!!


And just in case you were worrying that Asher wasn’t getting enough attention…


  

Well that’s all for now.

Yours truly,

The lowly parents of Korean royalty

P.S. Go Rebels. Beat Bama Again. Fins Up.

Let’s Go Walkin’ (read: eatin’), South Korea!

Y’ALL. Blogging is hard. Getting dressed is hard. Leaving our apartment is hard. Feeding myself is hard. I am definitely in a cold coffee/soggy cereal period of life of raising two littles. I am hopeful that one day when my kids are in college, I will once again sit down and enjoy my breakfast or anything for that matter, uninterrupted.

So you remember the “Let’s go walkin’, Mississippi” campaign, right? Ya, nevermind. Moving right along.

As we waited (and waited and waited) for Asher’s arrival, we walked nearly every day, as recommended by the doctor. We walked almost 70 miles; remember how much good it did? I might would be more bitter about it if Isaac hadn’t let me plan every walk around trying some new treat. Shockingly, food can be an excellent motivator for an extremely pregnant woman (this also proves to be true for a postpartum woman…).

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Lucky for us, there are lots of delicious things to eat within walking distance of our apartment, and we have taken full advantage of the numerous bakeries, coffee shops, and restaurants.

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Just across the river we found this delicious coffee and frozen yogurt place. We may have misread the menu (extremely likely as it was in Korean) and have ordered three coffee drinks as opposed to two drinks and some frozen yogurt. Quite the mistake for the pregnant woman that was limiting her caffeine intake for the baby’s sake. Isaac had to bear the burden of having more than his share. What a giver. We did have to sacrifice our whip cream to the toddler that was expecting frozen yogurt since we thought better of sharing the coffee with him. Judah after espresso is the stuff mama nightmares are made of.

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Caffeine, anyone?

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Judah’s camera-ready face.

Standing Coffee has quickly become our favorite place to grab a coffee drink. (Fun fact: brewed coffee here costs as much as a coffee drink, unlike in the States. Also, many places, like our beloved Standing Coffee, only serves “coffee drinks” not plain brewed coffee. Isaac actually went to a coffee shop one day and he had to wait 10 minutes for a cup of black coffee, not because they had run out, but because no one orders plain coffee) The first time we had it, we stopped by after dinner one night since we were in the neighborhood. Knowing we didn’t need much caffeine, we shared a iced latte. About half way through our walk back to the apartment, we felt so energetic we ended up jogging the rest of the way home (keep in mind I was 37 weeks pregnant). Needless to say, we were also wide-eyed come bedtime. Now we know…delicious and highly caffeinated. As it is becoming apparent, coffee places are wildly popular here.

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YES. Please.

Bakeries are also a dime a dozen here. Sorry I couldn’t help myself…But really. I think these people think they are French, which is totally fine with this macaron lovin’ gal.

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I am most assured that heaven will have macarons.

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“We’ll take them all.”

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I feel like you are starting to judge us.

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Oh, did you notice we fed Judah a banana while we ate the delicious pastries? We are selfless.

This yogurt place is AMAZING. They sell homemade greek yogurt and greek frozen yogurt. So delicious. So not cheap. Lucky for our wallets that it’s either a long walk or shorter walk and about 4 flights of stairs from our apartment, which can be a bit too exciting with the stroller.

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Maybe the most delicious thing we have eaten in Korea came from this place. Or maybe we were really hungry. Or both…

Well that’s it for now. I will just leave this right here because you’re welcome. I pinky promise to be back before Christmas.

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Here’s to the Birthday Boy

Good news: we found time in the hospital to write this fun little post about Asher’s birth.

Bad news: that means this post was written by two extremely sleep deprived individuals, so please excuse any errors.

So, it’s movie night here in the hospital. I’m snuggled up to my pain pump button, and Asher and Isaac are both on food binges, as is appropriate for movie night, I guess. Things have honestly gone more smoothly than expected. We have been playing fun games like, “Name that Korean Hospital Food” at meal times before resorting to some kind of sustenance from our snack bag. They seem to be fond of serving something that closely resembles wall paper paste. We assume it’s an acquired taste… so as much as we have come to like Korean food, we’ve found that a hospital cafeteria may not be the best place to expand our horizons.  They have western food options, but where is the fun in that? (Just kidding, we totally asked for western food, but that was yet another thing apparently lost in translation)

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We came in Tuesday night for my scheduled C-Section on Wednesday morning. Despite our many miles walking, spicy food, and all-natural supplements to induce labor, Asher wasn’t planning to come out on his own; he comes by his stubbornness honestly. We were fully prepared to wait it out until his 18th birthday, but when the doctor started throwing around words like “risk” and “very dilemma” (we don’t understand either), we decided that now was the time to meet our new baby boy. We were told to come in the night before in hopes of getting one of the coveted private rooms, as fun as the alternative sounded: sharing a room with seven other people (no we are not kidding). I imagine it would be like summer camp…except worse.

Picture with Brooke (Ali’s sister if anyone at the Korean hospital asks) and chauffeur extraordinaire

Brooke drove us to the hospital and provided comedic relief well into the night. After snagging the last parking spot, taking the obligatory selfie, and wandering around like lost Americans trying to find admissions, we finally got all checked in. The evening was filled with a mix of charades, Google translate, and extremely poor Korean to complete all of the mandatory hospital paperwork. Let us be clear, the staff was very sweet and attentive, and while many had some knowledge of English, our Korean skills were the ones that were seriously lacking. We were asked all of the standard questions like, “Do you eat any medicine?” and, “Do you have any family history of deeabeets (diabetes) or carcinoma?” We had one last fetal monitoring test to check Asher’s heart rate and to see if I was having contractions. My body was kindly pretending it wanted to have a baby with a series of strong contractions so we agreed to keep an eye on them, and proceed as planned if they stopped. (Spoiler alert: after about 20 minutes, they did.) All the paperwork and questionnaires took the better part of the evening as we continued trying to figure out what they were asking. We feel confident that the “guess and check” method is the best way to fill out important medical documents.

Three words. First word…

The next morning it was go time! This was by far the most informal surgery prep I have ever experienced. I received the top the night before (no gowns here, they do shirt and pants). I got the pants at 5:00 am. The “surgery hat” as she called it came at 6:00 am. At 7:00 I was told to make sure I had no metal on my body and to go ahead and use the restroom.

At 7:30, there was a knock at the door and they pointed to a stretcher right outside the door. My chariot awaited me.

It felt so surreal. No pre-op meeting with the doctor or anesthesiologist, just, “Hey if you’re not too busy, wanna come get on this stretcher and have a baby?”. I hollered for Isaac to grab his shoes and to come on.

Isaac was ever vigilant throughout the night.

As I was wheeled through the hallways, we had a quick FaceTime chat with Judah and granddad as they ate breakfast.

Judah’s favorite trick: “Show me your muscles!”

I was finally pushed into an operating room that looked a little too much like a scene from a horror movie with it’s institutional mint green walls and metal equipment. By the time the wheels came to a stop I realized that Isaac was no longer with me. My fears were confirmed that Isaac would not be allowed in until after the epidural and initial set up. This is when a young Korean man double checked with me that I wanted spinal anesthesia (epidural) as opposed to general anesthesia. I said yes, to which he responded, “Spinal anesthesia–very difficult.” This would be number one in things you don’t want to hear your doctor say during an epidural, which would lead to number two, “we need a bigger needle.” And number three, “We try again. Don’t move.” I’m glad we can laugh about it now…Praise be to God, somewhere around the sixth attempt they got it. It was time to meet our baby.

They finally let Isaac in, and surgery began. Turns out Koreans must not be as squeamish (or tall) as Americans since, unlike in the states, they let Isaac stand at my head, as opposed to sit, and he had just enough clearance to see over the curtain. I’m sure seeing the inside of your wife’s belly really adds another level of intimacy to a marriage. I warned Isaac that if he passed out and abandoned me I would kill him.

So, after about 20 minutes, a few doses of nausea medicine for me, and a couple good heave-hoes from a Korean woman on top of me pushing my belly, Asher was born. Isaac managed to snap one picture as they pulled him from my womb. Naturally it was booty up, which will be great for his scrapbook cover and or high school yearbook. We’ll choose to leave that photo off the internet until our son needs to be taught a lesson the old fashioned way. 

  
I was on the operating table for another hour while they put Humpty Dumpty back together again. They wheeled me to recovery and told me, “You will be here for twelve or thirty minutes.” Bless their hearts. I really should learn Korean. I spent the next thirty minutes staring at the clock, the Korean man next to me, and dozing off between blood pressure checks. I was also trying to scratch my skin off like some kind of addict as I forgot to warn them that pain medicine makes me itchy. When they wheeled me out of recovery, Isaac was waiting for me outside. He had been to the nursery with the baby to watch him get his measurements taken, then was told to come wait for me. Asher had been taken to get cleaned up. 

Much to our delight, Asher showed up in our room about 20 minutes later, and not long after granddad brought Judah up to meet the newest member. And so our lives as a family of four began…

 

PART ONE: Costco, the Hospital, and Other Opportunities to Learn Patience

Have you ever heard the saying that when you pray for patience, God just gives you opportunities to learn patience? Well, I don’t know which one of us dummies prayed for patience, but the opportunities began lining themselves up…

We have become fast friends with the family in our apartment building that we mentioned have been in Korea for eleven years; it certainly doesn’t hurt to makes friends with people that have a car… Their names are Brooke and Daniel. They kindly volunteered to take us to Costco (yes, COSTCO!) in their car so we could stock up on American staples like peanut butter, mayonnaise, and cheese (how a whole country’s diet exists without cheese is beyond us). So, we all loaded up in their KIA Sorento, “all” being Daniel, Brooke, another pregnant (with twins!!) friend from our school that lives in our building, Isaac, Judah, and I. We were quite…snuggly.

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Behold the land of bulk shopping, my son.

We had been warned that Costco was always crowded, so we decided to go on a Wednesday afternoon in hopes of avoiding the chaos. By Seoul Costco Standards it was uncrowded; by American standards we were approaching “Black Friday crazy”. We would have pictures of the most intense crowds, but we were too busy being curled up in the fetal position…and if it looks underwhelming please take into account this is a 3-story Costco, jam packed with people who have ZERO sense of purpose about their shopping, Costco employees shouting in Korean trying to sell their assigned products (more on this in a future post), with a toddler that had skipped a nap, two very pregnant ladies, all on a deadline (we only had one hour before we had to head out to beat the traffic and pick up Brooke and Daniel’s daughter). Let’s just say after only about 5 minutes of being in the store we were at a near standstill as we tried to make it through the main aisle, my dear husband, Mr. Go-with-the-flow, looked at me with wide eyes and said, “I’m a pretty laid back person, but these people need to move…NOW”. It didn’t take long for Korean Costco bring out Isaac’s fiery side.

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Anyways, we had come for a few specific items but quickly realized we should take full advantage of the trip. We found a good rocking chair for when Asher finally decides to come out (a.k.a NEVER) and a rug for the living room. Living in a big city, they offer delivery for a small fee, so we scheduled to have them delivered to our apartment the next day. We knew we would need to get some more cash out of the ATM for these larger items, since as a great convenience to their customers, they only take cash or Samsung credit cards, so I sent Isaac off to find an ATM while I shopped for groceries. At this point we had 30 minutes to be checked out and on the way to the car…I was a woman on a mission.

I ran around like a mad woman trying to decide what we should get with our limited time. As a general rule of thumb, when offered transportation to the grocery store in a car, we always stock up on the heavy stuff! I finished my shopping with not a second to spare (ok, maybe 5 minutes late…) and I headed to the registers to find Isaac, who had all of our money. This is when I spotted our friends, and they kindly informed me that the ATM had eaten our debit card…perfect.

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They said Isaac was waiting at the ATM for a technician to show up in hopes of getting our card back. So here I was with a buggy full of food (that we may not be able to afford) just waiting for Isaac to find me in this massive store. In the haste of going our separate ways, we never decided on a place to meet up. Cell phones have officially ruined us… I tried to think of where he would go to look for me, so I stationed myself near the checkout and began planning for every worst case scenario…

Has anyone seen my husband? White guy, curly hair, adorable white baby strapped to his back...

Has anyone seen my husband? White guy, curly hair, adorable white baby strapped to his back…

I knew I couldn’t ask our friends to wait for us and risk them stranding their daughter at daycare, so I told them to go ahead. We were almost an hour from home and a taxi ride was less than ideal, but we had no choice. After about 20 minutes, the crowds parted (yeah, right) and Isaac appeared. We were fortunate enough that the machine did spit out our card, but we weren’t about to try to get money again. Our friends graciously loaned us some money so we could at least buy some of our groceries. So here we are in line, people behind us staring at the American spectacle we are, as I decided what made the cut. Cheese obviously, because duh… All of this time Judah had been sound asleep in the baby carrier on Isaac’s back… cue stressful check-out situation to rouse our precious sleeping child from his slumber straight into a public fit of rage. We love toddlers. No, really.

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“Please Lord, let there be enough money for the cheese.”

Since God is kind and loving, our total ended up being about one dollar away from exceeding the amount of cash we had. We quickly bagged our groceries and fled our still half-full cart of unpurchased groceries for some fresh air and the light of day. (Also, amidst all this chaos, Brooke and Daniel found a friend to pick up their daughter.)

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We made it. We were headed home with some beloved American staples, a rug and recliner (to be delivered), one dollar, and a tiny shred of our sanity. And as for learning patience…no one died, so that has to be counted as a victory, right? We were praying that the next outing would be less traumatic…

Spoiler alert: it wasn’t…next post details my stressful trip to the doctor and all the amusing struggles that living in a foreign country brings…

Disclaimer: I am sure by this time you have realized, if you do not have a great fondness for the Craft family, sarcasm, and/or GIF’s/memes…this may not be the blog for you. If it helps, we think we are hilarious.

How are the Kiddos?

Oh, goody, an update about the mundane details of our lives. You’re welcome.

Well, it has been roughly 3 weeks since any of you have seen Judah (or us for that matter, but like you really care about that). So, here is a quick update on our kids (in and out of utero).

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Judah is learning new words on a daily basis. Some of the new words he can now say are (say is a relative term, he is after all a one year old) ball, thank you, ball, bite, night night, and Bible. Did we say ball yet? That boy wakes up these days asking for a ball.

As has always been pretty evident, Judah is quite adventurous, but lately he is becoming even more independent in his exploring. Two weeks ago, he would happily play at the park but would want mom or dad to hold his hand every now and again; now he climbs up the stairs by himself, waves, sits at the top of the slide, and down he goes. And repeat.

For the sake of being honest, the video we took just before this one was identical…minus the sliding-while-standing technique and landing-on-his-head dismount. A “good parent” is the kind that catches the WHOLE thing on video, right? We are counting on this being a judgement free zone…

As we have said, Judah has been learning to help out with hanging up laundry. He has also started putting his toys away when he is finished playing with them. Basically, he loves to move things from one place to another and say “thank you” each time. We’ll take it.

He also likes to help daddy workout…

Isaac is always looking for ways to make his workouts more challenging.. JK no he’s not.

Here’s to a little resistance training.

He continues to have a larger-than-life personality; he is always keeping us laughing! It is becoming increasingly apparent that we may have an issue during future family photos.

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Asher

Asher is doing great. I am going to weekly appointments at a local hospital and Asher is looking happy and healthy (read:huge). I am due July 25th, but the doctor feels that he is ready and healthy enough to come any day now. The plan is to try to have this baby without a c-section, but if he is as comfortable as Judah was, we may have to schedule one. I am still enjoying being pregnant for the most part, minus sweating 24/7 like a wildebeest, but I’m getting a bit anxious about the details of his arrival. And it should come as no surprise that I do not enjoy not being in control of things. Shut up, Isaac. Not to mention there have been a few cultural differences that have made things a bit more…let’s say interesting, but that’s for another post. In all seriousness, we feel confident in our doctor and her expertise and the hospital is very reputable and advanced. And just to clear things up: fear not, I will take a taxi, not a rickshaw to the hospital.

So far we’ve walked about 30 miles exploring the city on foot in efforts to coax Asher along…

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So, who knows, but one way or the other, we will have a baby by early August! We will keep you posted.

Just in case…

…you were spending your morning looking for a little pick-me-up.

Just when you thought we were above posting seemingly pointless videos of our precious child.

(Video courtesy of a delayed bed-time and extra sugar.)

Update on Asher and how Judah is adjusting coming soon.

When in Rome… Err.. Seoul

Everything in Korea is exactly the same as it is in the States. There are no differences whatsoever. (sike!) This is our first of what will most likely turn out to be many posts about the things here that are different than what we are used to. God has a way of using cultural differences to make us more well rounded people (insert pregnant joke here). So, let’s begin.

As we have mentioned before, tipping is basically nonexistent in Korea (with the exception of food delivery, etc.). People do their jobs, and that’s that. Also, as we have mentioned before, it is customary to remove your shoes before entering homes and some public places. It is rude to wear your shoes indoors no matter how good you look in them. As a very pregnant lady at this point, I am making a conscious effort to wear slip ons, as reaching my feet is a skill I lost a few weeks back…

So on to a few new things we have noticed:

Recycling

Koreans recycle everything; even in stores and in parks there are separate trashcans designated for specific items be it plastic, glass, cans, or apparently even small domestic animals…

You had a good run, Spot.

You had a good run, Spot.

Sidewalks

You know the painted stripes in the road which divide traffic? Those are on sidewalks here, too.

Sir, can you please stay in your lane?

Sir, can you please stay in your lane?

Hand soap

We’ve had quite a difficult time finding hand soap for our bathrooms. We finally thought we had found some and bought two bottles of it, but come to find out it was just dish soap with a pump… sigh. There goes our silky soft hands.

Public restrooms

Mama always said, “Korean public restrooms are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” This is a photo of the inside of a stall in the ladies’ room at the family park near our apartment.

Oh, you needed a toilet? Will a hole in the floor due?

Oh, you needed a toilet? Will a hole in the floor due?

And apparently they don’t want you stealing their crappy public restroom soap. Isaac took this picture in a restroom along the river:

That blue thing on the bar coming out of the wall is the soap.

That blue thing on the bar coming out of the wall is the soap.

Markets

There are many stores that have roughly half of their produce on the street so people walking by can see what they have.

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Need some eggplant? No? How about a watermelon?

We also have viewed some interesting practices of food safety…

How do you like your fish? On the street with flies on it, thanks.

How do you like your fish? On the street with flies on it, thanks.

Prices

Taxes are included already in the price you see at the store, so if it says a dollar, you pay a dollar. And like we said about tipping, food prices eating out may look really high, but taxes are included and you don’t tip, so it’s not bad.

We have found groceries in general to be a bit more pricey, especially fruit.

Just for fun

You may be interested to know that Asian Mr. Clean has hair.

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Bosley for men got me great results!

Moving in

In a city like Seoul, most of the apartment complexes are high-rise towers, which makes moving in furniture a challenge, but they have a really cool way of getting furniture up to families’ homes.

Brooms

Of all of the differences that we expected to encounter, brooms were not among our foremost concerns. Our broom is so tiny, Judah thinks it’s a toy. When we brought it home Judah assumed it was for him. Since we are right in the middle of teaching Judah about sharing (you’re welcome, Asher), we now have to wait our turn to use the broom to sweep the floor (I am not kidding).

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Christmas list: one adult-size broom

I expect we will soon look like this:

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That’s it for now…sending love from the future.