WE ARE ALIVE! Living in the fog of having two under two, but we are here. Thanks for excusing our unannounced hiatus from blogging. I will do my best to get back to blogging consistently, should I find a spare moment between showering (semi)regularly and attempting to protect Asher from his over excited big brother.
If you missed Part One, click here.
Oh geez. I probably should have written this post when the ever-eventful day was fresh in my mind…but did I? Ha. So here I am I month later trying to remember the details with major baby brain so…how about we just sum up our ride on the struggle bus…here we go.
THE SCENE: The morning after the Costco “adventure”. I had a doctors appointment and Isaac was staying home with Judah to wait on our Costco delivery.
-No luck catching a taxi. Wonder “am I doing this right?” See someone grab one from the other side of the street. Decide to cross to see if I have better luck. Immediately see someone catch a taxi from where I had just been standing on the first side of the street. Wait 15 more minutes in the oppressive humidity before finally catching a taxi. And so the morning begins.
-Get in the taxi; taxi driver doesn’t understand where I want to go, no thanks to my awesome Korean skills…pray we get there. We did.

It deserves to be noted that the taxi driver had some sweet hair.
-Go to pay taxi driver and my card doesn’t work. Luckily, I grabbed the last $10 to our name on the way out of the apartment, just in case (which we keep around for Isaac to take when he goes running, in case of emergency). The ride costs $5, so I prayed I wouldn’t hit traffic (causing the trip to cost more) on the way home.
-Get to the hospital and find out they had tried to call and let me know my appointment had been cancelled but we weren’t home (and didn’t have cell phones at that point). They offer to let me see another doctor.
-Wait over an hour while they try to fit me in.
-Finally see the doctor. Says I need blood drawn, a urine sample taken, an EKG, and a chest X-ray. Why? Don’t ask me…I don’t speak Korean. (The key to foreign healthcare is to just go with it)

Dr. Lee (one of many Dr. Lee’s in Korea)
For the record, going to the doctor in Korea is a little different than going to the doctor in the States, and by a little different I mean a lot different. You walk in and sit in the waiting room just like you would expect, but when your name gets called, you don’t go to a room and wait for the doctor or nurse. Instead of them coming to you, you go to them. The hospital is set up in stations. There is one station where they get your vitals like height, weight, and blood pressure. Then, you sit and wait outside of the doctor’s office (as in literal doctor-sitting-at-their-desk office). When you go in, you take a seat opposite the doctor at their desk. The doctor is then presented with your chart, they read, then tell you what they think and what tests you need, and they whisk you away with a checklist of places to go. When you are done running around, you go pay, and then go back to the doctor to discuss the tests (if they already have the results).

Hospital check-list.
-I am paraded all around the hospital to the blood collection room, the heart center, and the X-ray station. They send a translator with me (don’t get too excited, her English was meh).

First stop- the blood collection room. You pull a number and wait to be called.

It’s moments like this that I look around and that think maybe everyone knows something I don’t. “Maybe I should get me one of those masks…” If something happens, me and that one other lady are goners.
-My translator’s sub-par English skills prove interesting. For example when I ask, “Where do I leave my urine sample?”. She just looked confused. Perfect, let me just tote this around like an idiot…

My not-so-trusty translator and tour guide.
-I get to the x-ray station. I am given a gown and the translator tells me to take off everything on top and put it on. To which I ask, “Can I leave my pants on?”. She says, “no, no pants”. Okey dokey then. So off I go into the community changing room. I undress and start to put on the gown, which is when I realize it is only a top. So here I am, in just a top, knowing that the translator has said “no pants”. After a moment I realize in her English expertise she may have heard our conversation more like, “Do I need to take off my pants?”, to which she responds “no, no pants”. This, people, is what living abroad is made of…(spoiler alert: this story could have been even funnier, but I opted to play it safe and put my pants back on before emerging from the dressing room).

Ya…I think I’ll just leave my pants on, thanks.
-Get to the heart center. I am instructed by the tech, who speaks broken English, to lay down and pull my top up. I’m not sure if she means justttttt my shirt. Again, really don’t want to be the dummy who is half naked after a simple miscommunication. I tell you, these situations will do a number on your nerves.

Waiting for my EKG.
-[Meanwhile with Isaac] Delivery arrives. Man unloads everything into our living room and asks for the $10 delivery fee. Say what? We thought we had paid it in the store. No worries though; Isaac heads to get the emergency $10…ya, my bad. Isaac ran all over the house trying to make 10 bucks in change. You will be happy to know that he successfully found what amounted to $6.30. So, Isaac grabbed Judah and told the delivery guy to follow him to the 7 eleven right outside our complex to go to the ATM. Thankfully, on the way Isaac ran into a neighbor who loaned Isaac the money. Note to self: keep extra cash at the house OR read the fine (Korean) print for delivery fees.
-Seeing numbers like this can still be a shock when I forget it is in won and not dollars (1 USD=~1185 won). I paid my bill and was on my way.

They always just show me the total on the calculator instead of trying to tell me the cost. #stickersfolyfe
-After the taxi ride home I tried to pay with my card, and again, no luck. Praise the good Lord, I used the last of my money and was left with only 10 cents to spare.
After those 24 hours Isaac and I both had basically sworn off leaving our apartment for good…but here we are. Life in Korea is not easy, but it is often amusing…